the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!