the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to pee while standing up

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to be french.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to die

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!