The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!