the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to poo.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!