- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to be missed when present.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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being black

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to change your urine to any color

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to open a door that was already open.

Pointless Super Powers