The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have no powers

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!