the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to see via toe nails

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!