- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to understand irony.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!