- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to shape shift to yourself

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to become powerless

The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

Pointless Super Powers