to do nothing

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to smell whore

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!