The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!