- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

Pointless Super Powers