- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to look at Sun.

the power to half transform to something.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

power to age faster

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Pointless Super Powers