- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to get shot, for real.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be special just like everyone else.

being black

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to be gay on command.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Pointless Super Powers