- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power to become translucent

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

yo mama

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power to enter a coma.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

open up pickles glass

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Pointless Super Powers