The power to fart on a plane.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!