the power to die

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!