The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to have no power

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!