- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to open a door that was already open.

Pointless Super Powers