the power to get fat in America

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!