The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!