The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to be french.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!