The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to be poor for life

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!