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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to kill someone with a knife

the power to walk on land.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to turn into a tree.

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!