The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to control mealworms

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!