The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to create shit

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!