The power to be a common person

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to like charlie

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The Power to Power

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to die

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!