The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to have no powers

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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blindness

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!