the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to create shit

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The Power to Power

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to die

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!