power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to misspell

All of aquaman's powers.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to change your weight

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to not do it.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!