The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power of hindsight

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to wish you had a power

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!