The power to die and not come back to life.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!