Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!