The power to smell people's moods

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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Justin Bieber

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!