to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to see via toe nails

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!