the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the power to hovertate

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to control mealworms

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!