The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to become a laptop forever!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!