The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to create shit

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to not do it.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!