The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!