the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to eat people :D

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!