- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to see via toe nails

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The ability to pass out at will.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to be poor for life

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to be powerless.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to breathe slightly faster

the ability to die on command

The power to control paprika with your mind

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

Pointless Super Powers