- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to control yourself

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to see the past.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to swallow instead of spit

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

Pointless Super Powers