The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to die

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!