you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to die

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!