The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be french.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!