the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to self destruct

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!