The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Nothing

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!