- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to read the terms of service.

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to do nothing

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

To be able to generate cancer at will

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

Pointless Super Powers