The ability to smell colors

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!