- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to read your own mind

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power think five times slower.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to not care.

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to be a common person

Pointless Super Powers