The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!