- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

Nope. Just nope.

Pointless Super Powers