- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to be normal and average

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The abilty to go through water.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to see through windows

The power to lower your IQ at will.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to run at 0.5mph

Pointless Super Powers