- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to pee poop

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power of hindsight

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to die at will

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers