- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to wish you had a power

The power to be a common person

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to like charlie

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Pointless Super Powers