The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to not be Batman

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have no power

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!