The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

thumb_up thumb_down +162

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

thumb_up thumb_down +154

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to turn 12% invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to make pencils dull.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to control yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to swallow instead of spit

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to be oppressed by everything

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

thumb_up thumb_down +106

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

thumb_up thumb_down +104

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

thumb_up thumb_down +102

he power to make mistakes

thumb_up thumb_down +102

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!