The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to change your eye color.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!