- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abilty to go through water.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to even

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to be a common person

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

Pointless Super Powers