- Pointless Super Powers

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to run Crysis.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to communicate with sperm.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!