- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to die instantly

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

Pointless Super Powers