the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to fail at life

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!