- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to forget what your superpower is

the power to animate condiments

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to die using only your mind.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

Pointless Super Powers