the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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the power to get sick

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!