power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the ability to post here

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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he power to make mistakes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!