The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!