Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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lol

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to read this.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!