The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to read this.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!